(a Redneck joke) Little 13 year old Bobby was settin on his front stoop w/his pappy, and asked: Gee pa, that Peggy-Sue who lives across the road, and sits next to me in school sure is pretty, don't you think Pa?
Pa: She sure is a cute thing son.
Bobby: I want to marry her pa!
Pa: NOW hold on son. Is she still a virgin?
Bobby: Yup, I believe she is!!
Pa: Well son,... ya see, If she ain't good enough for her own family, What makes you so sure she'll be good for ours?
2007-03-12 23:03:34 · 24 answers · asked by cowlynz 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Git r dun!
2007-03-12 23:12:40 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stupid, why don't U try this 1: Three men are sat around the camp fire, knocking back a few whiskeys and chewing the fat. The conversation soon turned to their animals as all the men owned dogs.
The first man said "My dog is called Woodworker. I'll show you why I chose the name. Go, Woodworker!" and with that the dog grabbed a log from the fire and began chewing it. Within minutes the dog had chewed out a beautiful figurine.
Not to be outdone, the second man said "Well, my dog is called Stoneworker, watch this." With that he instructed the dog who promptly fetched a rock over and began gnawing away at it. Within minutes the dog and carved out a beautiful stone figurine.
The third man smiled and said "Well my dog's called Ironworker". He put the poker into the fire and waited until the tip was glowing red hot.
"Now" he continued, "all I have to do is touch his balls with this and you watch him make a bolt for the door!"
2007-03-21 05:39:43 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A good slap in the face to rednecks. 7/10
2007-03-13 06:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just Sick
2007-03-13 06:13:14 · answer #4 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg. very sick. very very sick.
a man is talking: "the other day I was fishing and I caught a golden fish. she told me that it Will grant me 3 wishes. I said, no thanks and I let her go, but she insisted to grant me at least one wish. I sad that that was not necessary. at least the fish asked me if she could give me a blow**b if I don't want anything else.
I said OK and she got down to business. and then the fish turned into a 12 year old girl, I swear that is the Truth, your honor!"
2007-03-13 06:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Pretty Funny.
2007-03-15 11:18:04 · answer #6 · answered by harrylime5 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's quite sick really..ouch
2007-03-13 06:13:10 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....well see im rli imature and perverted.
i think personally its pretty hilarious!!!
no offence to yall good samaritans who must be shattered by the supreme vileness of this joke. haha.
2007-03-13 06:09:05 · answer #8 · answered by pitchaya. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sick
2007-03-19 17:57:04 · answer #9 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BEST.... JOKE.... EVER.... PERIOD....
That was the first actually really funny joke Ive read on this site.
2007-03-13 06:31:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋