A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad
one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,
the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely."
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And
look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cork back
2007-03-12 22:44:31 · 14 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
in and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
2007-03-12 22:44:53 · update #1
Oh, I like her style...
You know what, did the man think, il get this one drunk and have my way with her???? I bet he did, but more fool on him.
Yes I do believe woman are the smarter sex!!!
We've got "da" power...
2007-03-12 23:04:35 · answer #1 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY! i love it! wow...pinu, you're quite jealous, aren't you? women might be smarter, but maybe not. men will usually do anything for sex, so we can usually control them that way, so i guess if women stopped hating each other, we would rule the world! eh, it'll happen soon anyway. lol jk...could be.
2007-03-13 06:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by rt1290 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's things like this which makes me feel good to be a girl!
Thanks for sharing! xx
2007-03-12 23:01:13 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
Watch out, they're gonna screw you over. Never trust a woman unless she's in love with you. Beleive me...
2007-03-12 23:13:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Its feminists like that whom I fear. Just goes to prove who's mean & cunning.
2007-03-12 22:58:17 · answer #5 · answered by pinu 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha..the woman was just smarter....but not all men are stupid...and not all women are smart....even though women are considered to be smarter than men and maybe they are....but then again maybe they are not.....
2007-03-12 22:51:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one.
2007-03-16 16:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Butterflies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is men like that who give other men a bad name. we can't help that a retard got stuck with a "smart" one.
2007-03-12 23:10:20 · answer #8 · answered by dorlimin 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool
2007-03-12 23:10:59 · answer #9 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you go girl
2007-03-12 22:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋