do you think conan should go away...A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist.?

Question

While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.

However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the religious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day.

So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked, "Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?"

And a great voice was heard from above, "Because he doesn't bother me all the time!"

Answer 1

Omg!! This is hilarious!!

No, conan should definitely stay and post more of these!

Answer 2

the pious are such nags lol they always have the divine honey-do list accessible do not they? edit: i'm VERY curious as to who those one hundred million human beings were that we athiest killed in the finest century on my own! you should back up claims like that with documented information, so enable's see it! is that answerer also monitoring what number of human beings Christians have killed in the call of their lord?

Answer 3

The joke has a lot of substance & could work wonders in some offices.

Answer 4

Good one.

Answer 5

omg, that was hilarious...

Answer 6

:D

Thats great!

Answer 7

LoL!