Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes bum?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. "Way to go team!"
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Q. What do blondes and cow s**t have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.
Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion
2007-03-12 22:32:18 · 13 answers · asked by BAM-BAM 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
some more...
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He says, "We go to my house and f**k, and then you disappear."
Your girlfriend is ugly when...
(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.
(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.
(4) She startles the animals at the zoo. (5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
(6) She makes onions cry.
(7) Her bum looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.
(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super P**sy!" The old man says "I'll have the soup."
2007-03-12 23:09:28 · update #1
You are very, very bad!!!
FUNNY THOUGH!
2007-03-12 22:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I often wonder about the reaction of blondes to these jokes. Believe me some of them have real brains ( its different that generally sit on them)
2007-03-13 05:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by pinu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:why do they bury blondes in triangle coffin.
A:cuz when there head hits the pilow there legs open.
2007-03-13 05:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by greggandkim@att.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good blonde jokes...never heard them before
2007-03-13 05:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love these blond jokes just brilliant
2007-03-13 05:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I we not blonde in a bottle, I would be offended. But they are to funny!
2007-03-13 05:54:32 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, not the kindest jokes but really funny!
2007-03-13 05:41:52 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard them when i was like 5 or 6.... thx for the laughs....Lol!
2007-03-13 05:39:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean and lame.
2007-03-13 06:13:33 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I speak for all blondes that you can not generalise us like that.
NOT HAPPY
2007-03-13 11:14:16 · answer #10 · answered by rykkers 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋