All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
2007-03-12 22:01:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Loki, I like them. Very good.
A Friend.
Clowmy
2007-03-12 22:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones ^_^ i have posted some of them too before
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts, but as mattresses?
8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him . . . is he still wrong?
10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
11. Is there another word for synonym?
12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
enjoy ^_^
2007-03-12 22:19:21 · answer #2 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. The best things in life never, ever happen on April fools day unless the joke isn't on you.
2. If at 1st you dont succeed, create a diversion, then hide.
3. Do unto others, to prevent them from doing unto you 1st..
2007-03-12 22:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by Gee Whizdom™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about: 'Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked in to jet engines'
2007-03-12 23:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by George 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank-you, I'm having a grotty day and you've cheered me up.
2007-03-13 00:09:18 · answer #5 · answered by wirral-sunset 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah - not bad for starters
2007-03-12 22:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...I liked them x
2007-03-12 22:04:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo man real cool.
2007-03-12 22:05:56 · answer #8 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad pal
2007-03-12 22:25:09 · answer #9 · answered by BAM-BAM 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa wa wa wa
2007-03-12 22:26:02 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋