My Grandad always told me 'watch your health, not your money', then one day when i was watching my health someone robbed all my money. ..... ... it was my grandad.
2007-03-13 00:00:25
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answered by Anonymous
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Tom Cruise
2007-03-13 04:33:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Why did the elephant wear his red pants????
I'll tell you next time you ask for a short joke!
2007-03-13 07:56:18
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answered by the Tramp 6
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My wife's gone to the West Indies.
2007-03-13 04:52:50
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answered by nosmo king 6
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Did you hear about the local police station, they had their toiltes stolen! the police say they have nothing to go on!
2007-03-13 04:33:05
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answered by Cap10kirk 3
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Go look in the mirror, trust me , you will laugh. But the laugh will be brief when you realise its you
2007-03-13 05:30:11
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answered by Stargate 3
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chuck norris counted to infinity. twice.
and im not even kidding.
2007-03-13 06:15:14
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answered by Anonymous
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Have a peek in your pants - theres one in there!
2007-03-13 04:40:43
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answered by The Wandering Blade 4
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g'day mate, i'm an Austrian
2007-03-13 04:36:36
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answered by Anonymous
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ronnie corbet
2007-03-13 05:27:59
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answered by markhatter 6
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