2007-03-12 21:28:24 · 12 answers · asked by fact_hunt_1970 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My Grandad always told me 'watch your health, not your money', then one day when i was watching my health someone robbed all my money. ..... ... it was my grandad.
2007-03-13 00:00:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tom Cruise
2007-03-13 04:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the elephant wear his red pants????
I'll tell you next time you ask for a short joke!
2007-03-13 07:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife's gone to the West Indies.
2007-03-13 04:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by nosmo king 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the local police station, they had their toiltes stolen! the police say they have nothing to go on!
2007-03-13 04:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by Cap10kirk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go look in the mirror, trust me , you will laugh. But the laugh will be brief when you realise its you
2007-03-13 05:30:11 · answer #6 · answered by Stargate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris counted to infinity. twice.
and im not even kidding.
2007-03-13 06:15:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a peek in your pants - theres one in there!
2007-03-13 04:40:43 · answer #8 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
g'day mate, i'm an Austrian
2007-03-13 04:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ronnie corbet
2007-03-13 05:27:59 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋