Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
2007-03-12 21:27:02 · 24 answers · asked by fact_hunt_1970 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
2007-03-12 23:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by chillipope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love theses poetic transcriptions of English Proverbs (acknowledgements below):
The early worm goes forth with zeal
To give the hungry bird a meal.
His brother has no such intention,
And lives to draw his old age pension.
(or)
The earliest winged songster soonest sees,
And first appropriates, th' annelides.
Desiccated herbage must submit to perturbation
While the radiant orb of day affords illumination.
Bear not to glutted cellars near the Tyne
The carbonaceous products of the mine.
'Tis permitted to the feline race
To contemplate at ease a royal face.
Miscalculations multitudinous
Co-operate with utter malice
Twixt labial orifice and chalice
To shatter all hopes imbued in us.
Inhabitants of domiciles of vitreous formation
With lapidary projectiles should make no rash jactation.
There are many more, but my absolute favourite is:
Thinking thine equine friend in the noontide heat
Draughts from the cool and rippling rill desires,
Stand not amazed, if the ungrateful beast
Merely to see his mirrored face aspires.
2007-03-13 01:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 17:46:48 · answer #3 · answered by amass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Robin Williams talking about Ballet :
Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
I love the George Bush bumpersticker too;
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing their idiot.
2007-03-13 00:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by Kate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That guy is so stupid, he's a genital idiot!" An engineer where I work said this. He didn't understand why this brought the conversation to an astounded, and appreciative, stop.
Second place: My husband, mishmashing two proverbs together: "sometimes you just have to bite the bull by the horn!" An interesting picture, that...;-))
2007-03-13 08:47:58 · answer #5 · answered by Karin C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Irish Cottage sign which said " the front door is round the back"
2007-03-12 21:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Refering to a big headed person as "they are one of those 7 that walk 8 abreast" that's from years ago....
2007-03-12 21:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by just-dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”
Dave Barry quote
2007-03-12 22:30:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr Churchill you are drunk!
Madame I may be, but you are ugly and tomorrow I will be sober!
Sir Winston Churchill - Greatest leader this country has ever known.
2007-03-12 21:46:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One in four people in this country suffer with mental illness.
If three of your friends are ok, then guess what?
What ever you do never let depression get you down.
2007-03-13 04:19:12 · answer #10 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋