for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.
The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats.
The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied toward the runway.
“Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,” a voice intoned. “Welcome to the debut of the world’s first fully computerized airliner. Everything on this aircraft is run electronically. Just sit back and relax. Nothing can go wrong …
2007-03-12 19:06:04 · 6 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go wrong... go wrong... go wrong... go wrong...
2007-03-12 19:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by jlp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, reminds me of this one boat... I can't remember the name... but they called it the unsinkable ship. I wonder what ever happened to it... oh, right it was called the TITANIC.
2007-03-13 02:19:22 · answer #2 · answered by BIF 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just put your head between your legs and kiss your AR$E good bye..
2007-03-13 02:33:32 · answer #3 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope! Nuh-Uh! No Way!
............ I am terrified of flying to begin with.......LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-13 06:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely not.
2007-03-13 02:24:47 · answer #5 · answered by bozomonkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YIKES get me out of here...........LOL
2007-03-13 02:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋