Now that would be an eternal Jape......
Hmmmmm, nobody can prove Loki didn't.......
When someone says "God guided the writing of the Bible," it could be said in reply, "That's right a God named Loki. Unless you've got the true name of another God."
2007-03-12 19:01:03 · 14 answers · asked by Terry 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just figured another fit. .....
Jesus was quite a trickster. A chip off the old iceberg. That "pretend you're dead" trick lasted a couple thousand years.
2007-03-12 19:19:36 · update #1
ROTFLOL!
Yes, that would be hilarious. I remember reading somewhere on the 'net a cute essay where the author said that it would make sense that it was Loki who tricked people into believing Christianity because it's Christianity that has waged a war against all the Aseir and Vanir. Twilight of the Gods.
And to the person who said that Loki couldn't be a creator...well now in part of the Norse Creation Lore, Odin has two brothers with whom he made the Nine Worlds, named Hoenir and Lóðurr. (Lóðurr is often interpreted as Loki, as a couple of the myths have Odin, Hoenir, and Loki wandering through the worlds together.)
2007-03-12 19:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one Mithril ... Loki / Low key.
Actually the one & only true God is Loki.
Thanks to Loki & blessing to his messenger & peace be upon his followers.
Loki asked people to be happy , to be good , to respect others and not to fight amongst each other based on religon etc.
Loki asked people to understand goodness and then to follow their heart. He did not lay down rules & regulations as he said times will keep changing & some old rules will look silly ...... society has to adapt. He gave the example of Donosaurs to illustrate his point.
Loki also asked people not to worship him as it was an utter waste of time and in all modesty he did not wish to be an egoistic bafoon.
Loki being the true God , said he did not need re-confirmation from people to how great he really was etc etc. He had enough intelligence to figure that one out & did not need sycopants to boost his ego in any way.
Anyways people were happy with Loki, until some people got wicked & created new Gods & ever since we have been fighting wars against each other & living in great pain , with half of the sane world including John Lennon singing "Imagine there's no religon, nothing to fight or kill for"
2007-03-13 02:22:58 · answer #2 · answered by Silver Bullet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.... God did invent humor... you may have a point!
Just kidding! Loki played pranks. That hurts! So Loki sounds like he comes from the opposite direction than the Creator of the Universe.
2007-03-13 02:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by J Z 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can disagree with the revelation, but you can not rewrite it.
There is no proof (using the scientific method) of revelation. Revelation means the knowledge is revealed and not observed.
The bible (source of Christian revelation) is clear on its source. It is God's words as spoken through the prophets. Not words that God guided, but words that God said.
Loki is not in the bible. Loki is not YHWH, name God gave to Moses. It is quite easy to say Loki didn't because Loki is not presented in the revelation.
Answer: Revelation is exactly that. You can believe it or not, but you are not allowed to rewrite using a straw hat argument with Loki.
2007-03-13 02:21:57 · answer #4 · answered by J. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess Loki is as good as any other god to have written the bible. Then our lives are just a joke, but why don't I find that funny.
2007-03-13 02:05:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
There are 3 Gods
Father God, who art in heaven
LORD God, Word of God, who is Jesus
Lord God. Lord, and I am that I am who is Satan
2007-03-13 02:11:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are right, it wouldn't be as aren't now the ones who make fun of it, but the day to cry out because is too late won't be hilarious either.
2007-03-13 02:05:37 · answer #7 · answered by Javy 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
and you're going to get this proof by doing what? Summoning Odin and declaring Ragnarok?
2007-03-13 02:04:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear Terry. You've had a long hard day. Go to bed.
2007-03-13 02:08:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wouldn't it be more funny if people could accept the fact that it was written by people
(LOL @ Mahal, good one)
2007-03-13 02:10:51 · answer #10 · answered by U-98 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋