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2007-03-12 17:28:19 · 26 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Oo wee! I just had some of those ready-made for the oven chocolate-chip Nestle ones (you know, the kind for people too lazy to make the mix). Ah! Hot and fresh and sooo good. I saved you some, Laptop, and by St. Patrick's Day they should turn a perfect shade of green!

Oh my goodness! According to my good buddy Paul Y you have proven the existence of God and his only begotten son in this question by bringing us the miracle of the offered cookie! Gee! And just a bit earlier dear Paul was able to prove Jesus was the son of God because, and I quote: "if religion and god were so insignificant..then why are there so many questions here asking the same questions about god and jesus..etc etc..there must be something in this god thing...??? i guess after two thousand years...the story has not died out..as the jew thought would happen when they put christ on the cross (with the help of the roman ..P. Pilate_)/
as you believe...so shall you receive"

So... if there wasn't a God and Jesus wasn't his son, why would so many people be talking about them? You could say much the same of Santa Claus and the soon-to-be-coming Easter Bunny, but they certainly never offered cookies (Santa just wanted them!)

Now, I am a believer. Goodbye Atheists, Agnostics, Pagans, Wiccans, Asatruars! Farewell Laptop! With logic like Paul's, who can argue? I surrender!

2007-03-12 18:52:34 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 1 0

I would love to get my cookies.

2007-03-12 17:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

I might have said yes while my avatar was a girl. Now I have a sense of male dignity to defend, you see, so I am sorry but no (brief nod as a salutation).

2007-03-13 00:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by Trillian, Moon Daisy 3 · 0 0

No thank you. I just had a banana chocolate chip muffin. Mmmm.... I could go for some Hot chocolate. Can you hook me up with some of that? :D

2007-03-12 17:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

But of course! Nothing nicer than sharing food with friends.

Coffee anyone?
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2007-03-12 23:52:51 · answer #5 · answered by Nobody 5 · 1 0

COOKIE!

2007-03-13 01:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thanks dude! and they say there is no God? well this proves it..as anyone who offers me a cookie..well its a miracle and God Bless you and i hope you get what you deserve here and the next world...

as you believe..so shall you receive...

2007-03-12 17:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Ooooh I'd love one. Snickerdoodle?

2007-03-12 17:30:32 · answer #8 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1 1

Sure. I need one.

I feel so left out...no one hardly ever asks about my religion... :(

I'm jealous of the Wiccans. lol ;-)

2007-03-12 17:31:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yea, I have the munchies now.

2007-03-12 17:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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