Two melons were discussing wedding options.
They both agreed, "We can't elope."
2007-03-12 17:12:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yummm... Speaking of melons... *CHOMP*
LOL... Funny joke... :)
May not be the funniest joke in human history, but I think it's the funniest in fruit history! ;D
2007-03-12 17:16:12 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Human greed. luckily in maximum individuals, our organic aversion to inflicting injury overrides our ambition and we don't homicide, thieve etc to get what we'd like. yet there are some people who will, and of direction you have human beings like sociopaths or psychotics who're pathologically incapable of empathy. Sin is a non secular theory, and so a procedures as i'm able to tell, "sin" skill disobeying god. yet meaning sin and immoral do no longer needed experience up. If god advised you to do some thing immoral (like homicide your son Issac), disobeying may well be a sin, however the morally perfect ingredient to do. And while what's sin and what's immoral do experience up, one definition will do. i would not evaluate myself a sinner, i'm quite an extremely ethical guy or woman. i've got by no skill murdered all people, by no skill raped all people, the only ingredient I ever stole replaced right into a touch candy while i replaced into approximately 9 (yet felt so responsible approximately it and went into the save, apologised and paid for it day after on the instant), by no skill advised any extreme lie, certainly by no skill one that have been given all people in genuine problem.
2016-10-02 00:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-03-12 19:54:10 · answer #3 · answered by ♥xoxo♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny hebononic speaking produce
2007-03-12 17:38:40 · answer #4 · answered by fbrianroberts 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh sure that's right up there with"A boy mushroom asks a girl mushroom out and she says no way ,which he replies why not i'm a fun guy.
2007-03-12 17:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by tireboy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya this is not the funniest joker ever told in all of human history
2007-03-12 17:15:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good thing I'm a peach, I married a honey-do.
2007-03-12 17:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by dumenuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the mushroom one wins hands down
2007-03-12 17:57:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the funniest but still funny :P
2007-03-12 17:19:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but it is history
2007-03-12 17:17:25 · answer #10 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋