A Joke to make the girls laugh! And maybe the guys!>>Here's a chuckle for you.>A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured>alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She>seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.>As he did, she gently>caressed his full beard.>"Are you the Manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both>hands.>"Actually, no," he replied.>"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said as she>kept running her hands beyond his beard and now into his hair.>"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I>can do?">"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running>her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly>popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to>suck them gently.>"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.>"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no Toilet Paper, Hand Soap, or>Paper Towels in the ladies room."
2007-03-12 17:08:49 · 8 answers · asked by Valkyrie of Lor 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a really good one!! If you get anymore I hope you share them with us. Thanks for the laugh. I really needed one tonight.
2007-03-12 17:55:50 · answer #1 · answered by JR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
specific,i like receiving mails from my contacts :). recently that's around 2-5 on condition that maximum of my contacts talk over messenger or that profile thingy. i'm constantly demanding to study what they mail me :p. Eeevaa,she is extra lovable :).
2016-10-18 06:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That is awesome. I'm gonna have to repeat this one!!
2007-03-12 18:09:58 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Sodas♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats soo funny :D
2007-03-12 17:21:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah baby thats GREAT! that one must be every where
2007-03-12 17:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious!!
2007-03-12 17:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a gooood one :) !!
2007-03-12 17:30:21 · answer #7 · answered by LoVeLy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! Thanks for sharing!
2007-03-12 17:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by BeckyLee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋