A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
2007-03-12 16:56:12 · 8 answers · asked by keets 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go ahead."
2007-03-12 16:56:35 · update #1
LOL,that's a good one.
2007-03-12 17:30:01 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao this is a good one. NOW just Imagine if it was cordless and came on between his legs
2007-03-12 17:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol
2007-03-12 17:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats too good to forget! nice!
2007-03-12 17:00:33 · answer #4 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is cute.
2007-03-12 18:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Sodas♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh huh huh ha ha ha huh ha huh ha ha ha !!
2007-03-12 17:08:36 · answer #6 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!!!!!! gotta love it
2007-03-12 17:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmho.
2007-03-12 17:01:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋