Funny quotes from Richard Reni RIP?

Question

"My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a *****."

"My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a *****."

"Imagine my surprise when it turned out the main thing that I was qualified for was to get another degree and teach Political Science to other people, who would, in turn, teach it to other people! This wasn't higher education, this was Amway with a football team!" -On his college degree


(well, at least I think they're funny)

Oh, I forgot they bleep things on here.. lol

Answer 1

Those are funny - never heard of Richard before.