Feeling frivolous and frisky, a featherbrained fellow forced his fond father to fork over the farthings. And he fled far to foreign fields, and frittered his fortune, feasting fabulously with faithless friends. Fleeced by his fellows in folly, and facing famine, he found himself a feed flinger in a filthy farm! Fairly famishing, he fein would have filled his frame with foraged food from fodder fragments. "Fooey! My father's flunkies fare far finer!" The frazzled fugitive forlornly fumbled, frankly facing facts. He fled forthwith to his father. Falling at his father's feet, he fumbled, "Father, I've flunked and fruitlessly forfeited further family favor..." The far-sighted father, forestalling further flinching,frantically flagged the flunkies to fetch a fatling from the flock and fix a feast! The fugitive's faultfinding brother frowned on the former folderol, but the faithful father figured, "The fugitive's FOUND!" What forbids further festivities, Flags unfurl! Fanfare flair!!!
2007-03-12 16:36:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Finding fascination in the folderol of the funk you have so famously fathomed, one further finds a fine form as you have fanfared is fairly fun to finagle.
2007-03-12 17:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by nontatertot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friggin fantastic fathoming fun
2007-03-20 14:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by Tellin' U Da Truth! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freaking fantastic
2007-03-20 11:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by bolis la mas bolis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
103 F words
2007-03-13 00:12:20 · answer #4 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!
That's better than I remembered!
2007-03-12 23:46:31 · answer #5 · answered by psst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to read this one to my co-worker just so I could read it out loud....Which was fun for me.
2007-03-19 15:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by supasary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too many fffs for me to process
2007-03-19 16:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better than the original.
2007-03-20 17:11:01 · answer #8 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantasticaly funy
2007-03-20 05:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantabulous
2007-03-13 00:03:31 · answer #10 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋