A man heard that centipedes made great pets, so he got one, and noticed right away how smart it was. One day the man sent the centipede to the store around the corner for the newspaper. one hour goes by then two, then three, finally the man gets tired of waiting and goes the door, there he sees the bug, with no paper.
"Where have you been?" the man yelled " I have been waiting for more than three hours!)
"Well," said the centipede," I have to put on my shoes."
2007-03-12 16:33:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that actually made me laugh!
2007-03-12 17:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-12 16:41:14 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did he return, or was on his way to get the paper after wearing his shoes.
2007-03-12 16:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by prs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,it's funny,thanks.
2007-03-12 17:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol
2007-03-12 16:36:36 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ILUVPIZZA♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha !!
2007-03-12 16:38:52 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋