A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up
again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I will stay with you for one week." The man took the frog out
of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then
cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay
with you and do ANYTHING you want". Again the man took the frog out,
smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked:
"What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll
stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me
?" The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
2007-03-12 16:26:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sad that, but true!
2007-03-12 16:37:31 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes this is pretty funny!! A talking frog would be cool, lol
2007-03-12 23:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by kelter06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny? totally! the first unexpected outcome for a frog joke.. LOL!
2007-03-12 23:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I toad you frog jokes are funny
2007-03-12 23:30:34 · answer #4 · answered by properwired 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i lil giggle on the inside, but no biggie.. it was perty good tho, took me a while to get it
2007-03-12 23:29:56 · answer #5 · answered by gina_d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old joke cm up with new ones
2007-03-12 23:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by Rav D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yes.
but then again im a pretty happy person and everything is funny.
=]
2007-03-12 23:29:52 · answer #7 · answered by BUMmo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah
2007-03-12 23:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very
2007-03-12 23:37:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HBAHAHJA= THAT WAS SO FUNNY GOOD JOB THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD REALLY HARD I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS AND **** MY SELF!!
HAGA JA BOOBOO
please, i want more
2007-03-12 23:29:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ah humor. I love it
2007-03-13 00:10:31 · answer #11 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋