Okay well theses have to be funny and insulting, for example;
Your eyes are like a roller coaster, they make me puke..
so can you help me with these?
Your eyes..
Your cheeks..
Your smile..
Your voice..
Your smallest/ merest sigh/ giggle..
Your hair..
2007-03-12 16:23:48 · 6 answers · asked by Jo 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your eyes are like the symbol of my God, a little cross
Your cheeks are like the moon, full of craters
Your smile is like the universe, full of black holes
Your voice is like music, it gets louder as I get older
Your sigh is like a baby's first breath, it makes me wanna slap you
Your hair is like spun gold, there isn't much of it and it feels brittle
extra credit: You are like a pearl.... pale, mostly round and you smell like fish
2007-03-12 16:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your eyes are like the puddles I'd jump in as a child.
Your cheeks are like ambrosia silk.
Your smile is like the slot on a piggy bank, full of riches!
Your voice is like a tingle on my spine.
Your smallest/merest sigh/giggle is like an angel's harp.
Your hair is like heaven's bungee cords.
2007-03-13 00:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by skip_pingstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your eyes are so round they make me teary.
Your cheeks are so bony I feel like your poking my nose.
Your smile is so dull a butter knife can cut fruit open better.
Your voice is so sharp the neighborhood called police on you for public intoxiation and disturbance.
Your smallest feature is your large intestine.
Your hair isnt there.
2007-03-12 23:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by Phlow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your vioce sounds like you are on helium
Your hair is like beautiful clumped strings of speghitti
2007-03-12 23:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by ARMY Babe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your smile is as bright as the sun. but your breathe is pulling in a cloud. i dont know
2007-03-12 23:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your cheeks are as red as a burning itchy rash.
yuor hair is as silky as a wet dog.
Yea thats all i got And if you can add me on yahoo messenger please
2007-03-12 23:29:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋