This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.
" Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday.
Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger?
I don't think so!
2007-03-12 15:31:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahh
if you aint got no money take your broke asss home...
sorry i just like saying that
AHHAH
yea i love it
its too long and hard to remember to tell someone tho
it IS FUNNY
2007-03-12 15:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by heyy sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 12:10:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good point! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-12 15:41:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i love your joke, thats funny stuff. yeah i would never give a finger to a women even if i had never read those statistics becuz i mean...common courtesy...duh...
2007-03-12 15:37:56 · answer #4 · answered by soccergod7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well reasoned out no star though.
2007-03-12 15:36:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
statistically speaking I think that's funny.
2007-03-12 17:54:30 · answer #6 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha good one. And so true.
2007-03-12 15:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao :) sounds like me
2007-03-12 15:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by love*pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!
2007-03-12 15:36:41 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, funny..
2007-03-12 21:35:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋