bored.............?

Question

ok im bored what is something i could do - what are some pranks something i could build. some jokes i could tell something i could ask my brother??

Answer 1

Give your brother a wedgie and then he could return the favor.

Answer 2

Here are some riddles:
1.)There are 3 doors. The first one has an army waiting to kill you. The 2nd one has fire. And the 3rd one has lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. which door do you go in and why?
Answer: The lions that haven't eaten in 3 years because if they haven't eaten in 3 years then they'd be dead.
2.) How many times can you take 5 away from 25?
Answer: Most people would say 5. The answer is 1.
3.) Imagine you're on a island. The island is surrounded with sharks. how do you get off the island without killing yourself or something?
Answer: You stop imagining. I said IMAGINE you're on an island.
4.) What would you do if you had a 25 dollar bill?
Answer: Trick question, there is no such thing as a 25 dollar bill.
5.) You live in a one story purple house. The phone, couch, T.V, carpet and everything is purple. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs! It's a one story house!
6.) A white treasure chest with no key whole. I have yellow treasure inside. What Am i?
Answer: an egg
7.) A dragons tooth in a mortals hand, I kill I slay, I rule the land. What am I?
Answer: A sword. Dragons teeth are sharp and in a persons hand. They kill and Slay. Get it?
If you're bored play a board game! I don't know!

Answer 3

Go to the mall get in an elevator and do the following:
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!'

2. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

3. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

4. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

5. Shave.

6. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'

7. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

8. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

9. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

10. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

11. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

12. Do Tai Chi exercises.

13. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'

14. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, 'Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!'

15. Meow occasionally.

18. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'

19. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

20. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.

21. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.

22. Leave a box between the doors.

23. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

24. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it.

25. Start a sing-along.

26. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?'

27. Play the harmonica.

28. Say 'Ding!' at each floor.

29. Lean against the button panel.

30. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.

31. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

32. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

33. Bring a chair along.

34. Blow spit bubbles.

35. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

36. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

37. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

38. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

39. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'

40. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad touch!'

Answer 4

heres a joke:

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen
mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge
his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only
here to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash
your face and hands."

The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little
distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She
whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers,
moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled
up the pyjamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing
wrong with them!"

At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again,
"Are my test results back?"


write a story or poem if youre bored, listen to music, clean out your computer (not fun but it is something to do), go outside/take a walk, check out a book at the library, daydream, write names geographical locations etc. in Elvish letters (search it on google) its pretty cool then have your brother guess what you wrote
design graphics (avatars, siggies..)
also go to i-am-bored.com

Answer 5

If I were you, which I am not. . . . BUT if I were you, I would go to my brother in the middle of the night and scare the pants off of him. That would make you laugh and start a little competition between you and your bro! Can anyone say, Sibling Rivalry?

Answer 6

You can tell him a joke.

Harry Potter went into the prefects' compartment...

Draco Malfoy the prefect: hey Potter, did you lose your way to your own compartment or are you tired of living to be kick out by headboy?

Harry Potter: Well, I'm sure I'm in the right compartment and now I'm seeing a blind ignorant boy who is oblivion to obvious answer. I'm a headboy, and I'm gonna kick you out.

Answer 7

1.Pick your nose 2.Pick your Brothers nose 3....

LOL i dunno im bored too. Oh, and no I dont pick my nose and dont reccommend you do either, sorry.

Me and my bro practice the art of extra ADDism. We try to always be as random as ever around our friends and folks. When we prepare for bed, I sometimes drive my mom nuts by repeating "G'night" after everything she says. lol! Try it on your brother, say something totally random. Try to suprise him.

My Dad does it sometimes too. lol

Answer 8

Bring a whoopie cushion to the opera.

Answer 9

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Manure.
[With a look of alarm, most likely.] Manure who?
M'newer jokes aren't as good as my older ones!

Answer 10

have any Big Red gum? find a friend, lick the rapper of the gum, and stick i on ur friend's for head