At a party one night, British leader Winston Churchill was chatting with one of the "high society".. The lady says "Sir, you are drunk"!
Churchill replies "I may be drunk, miss. But in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly".
2007-03-12 14:37:22 · 23 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another funny quote of his:
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. "
2007-03-13 04:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have always loved that one...Do you know the definition of coyote ugly...It is when you are soooo drunk the night before that you bring home the only chick you can find. You wake up the next morning and ...you see her....she is asleep on your arm...and you would rather gnaw your arm off than to wake her up. Not Churchill...I think it was another politician....teee..Alda
2007-03-12 22:18:38 · answer #2 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it....never knew it come from
Winston Churchill, though?
Thanks for the history lesson!
2007-03-12 21:46:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anytime I'm asked for the funniest line I always think:
Lily Tomlin in 9 to 5
"I'm no fool, I've killed the boss, you don't think they're gonna fire me for a thing like that?"
Classic
2007-03-12 21:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He needs to drink more - I drink enough that I am still drunk in the morning.
2007-03-12 21:46:46 · answer #5 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like when Ghandi was asked what he thought of Western civilization. He replied: "I think that it would be a good idea."
2007-03-13 13:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by Surveyor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe that wa funny
2007-03-12 23:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by Sumi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess pretty weird amount of points 1111
wow
tell me wen 2 stop cuz i already go0o0o
2007-03-12 22:11:05 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. Joseph Adam Jonas!!!!!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, niiiice. The best part is, there isn't a question to be answered here.
So I'll say........42.
2007-03-12 21:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by Charissa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Funny. =]
2007-03-12 22:08:25 · answer #10 · answered by Bleed!ng Star 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋