How much does it pay an hour? Good benefits?
2007-03-12 13:59:02 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's only fitting that I, the Lamb of God, try out for the position of Anti-Christ.
2007-03-12 14:17:39 · update #1
I'm sorry - we are snowed under with applications at this time. Please leave your resume with the secretary demon, and we will get back to you.
2007-03-12 14:11:56 · answer #1 · answered by irish1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that's a very bad joke. VERY bad!Being the anti-christ has NO good benefits and pays nothing but hell...you should go for a better career.
Good Luck!
2007-03-12 14:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by Lids 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask Mr. De Jesus, the self proclaimed Man-Christ, who recently added to his self proclaimed titled the one of Anti-Christ. He is in Miami.
It must pay good, for he now owns a lot of properties and wear expensive watch and rings.
2007-03-12 14:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by David G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you call yourself the lamb of God?
Jesus is the Lamb of God.
Why do you want to be an Anti-Christ?
Just want to know.<><
2007-03-12 14:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by funnana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a spirit now at work in the world. You're already signed on; unless there's a sheep under that clothing. For top returns you pay up front with your soul; but even the temporary benefits are to die for.
2007-03-12 14:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by Tommy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, LAMB OF GOD...the first place you could check is hell. you'll get paid over and over again for an eternity. is this what your looking for? oh and the benefits will blow your mind...literally.
btw...how can you claim Lamb of God and ask a Q like this. you are not the lamb of God this is an insult and i'm not even Christian!!!!
2007-03-12 14:13:04 · answer #6 · answered by baba where art thou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I was told in a vision that my wife and I would give birth to the Anti-Christ.
2007-03-12 14:23:22 · answer #7 · answered by clockworkod 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The anti-christ will be far more cunning and witty than you but I am sure when He does come on the scene that he would be happy to have you assist him...that is until you no longer serve his purpose.
2007-03-12 14:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by gtahvfaith 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am not amused by your joke. If you have read the book of Revelation, the Antichrist will indeed rise to power. He will not reveal himself as Antichrist, but will become very powerful, and eventually become indwelt by Satan himself. (FYI, being indwelt by Satan is bad.) then, when Jesus comes back to earth to save the faithful, he will throw antichrist into eternal torture. SO, if your idea of good benifets is eternal torture and hell, then be my guest to sign up. I warned you about what is coming to you. www.dare2share.org
2007-03-12 14:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by biblethumpinmaniac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As the anti-christ, would you have to preach love and understanding, as opposed to hatred and murder, as the original christ did?
2007-03-12 14:11:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First you have to learn all about Christianity to understand your job description. Then believe you are the best to go against everything you just learned. Could take a while... take a lunch.
2007-03-12 14:01:59 · answer #11 · answered by e. nigma 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋