I couldn't think of a story, Alda...so I wrote a poem instead. Well, a limerick, actually.
There once was a fellow named Doodle,
Whose pets were a pug and a poodle,
Though his allergies uttered:
No nuts or nut butters!
His sweet tooth would always yell "Strudel!"
In his pantry were sugar and flour.
He thought "It'll take just an hour!"
To have nut butter pie,
In the wink of an eye!
He just could not wait to devour!
The poodle, his allergy knew.
And determined he was to save "Doo"
So he called Doodle's mother
Said, oh gosh and oh brother,
He's going to die before two!
Mommy rushed to house of her son
And confronted the boy quite head-on,
She poured out the nut sweets,
Grabbed the dog by the teats,
And said, "Don't move or your life is done!"
So the moral I fear, is quite clear,
You can frown, you can growl, you can sneer--
But no matter what cause
Gave this story such plause,
Mom plus poodle plus nuts equals FEAR!
2007-03-12 14:22:37
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answered by Anonymous
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You and your mom snuck into a house to get something back, that was yours. But the house was guarded by an evil poodle. It attacked you. You looked around for something to fight back, and your sight landed on a jarful of peanut butter. You grabbed the jar, stuffed your hand inside, and started throwing chunks of peanut butter at the poodle. The poodle ran around wildly, trying to avoid the peanut butter. Finally, you ran out of peanut butter. The evil poodle, now angrier than ever, walks menacingly towards you and your mom.
2007-03-12 14:15:36
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answered by Anonymous
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My mum told me she was hungry the other day and i suggested making peanut butter sandwiched for lunch since we both like them so much. She said great, so I went to the kitchen to begin, but upon arriving there, to my horror, I found the peanut butter had all been eaten by my annoying little brother.
There was no choice but to go to the shop, so off I went, having explained the situation to my mum before leaving.
On my way to the shop I noticed the dog catchers van parked up, but thought nothing of it. I went to the shop and bought some peanut butter, when my mum rang and asked me to get some coffee too. Problem was I'd just spent all my money on the peanut butter, so she said she'd come and meet me with some money so we could get some coffee too.
I waited for her on the corner near the dog catchers van, when just as my mum came into sight, the back door of the van flew open and out lept a poodle, all angry and viscious looking. Still in the van were around 15 rotweilers, cheering the poodle on. It seemed as though the rotweilers had egged the poodle on to break free of the van and go to attack my mum.
The poodle was just leaping through the air ready to bite my mum, when my only reaction was to throw the peanut butter i had just bought at the poodle.
WHACK
The jar of peanut butter smacked the poodle square in the jaw, knocking it unconscious momentarily, and exploding everywhere - it was like a peanut butter volcano - just long enough for me to go to my mum and see she was ok. As I got to my mum and found she was ok, the poodle stood up, now conscious again.
This of course had angered the pack of rotweilers, who had all crept out of the van unnoticed, and were now all cueing up behind the now dazed poodle...
2007-03-12 14:16:05
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answered by Anonymous
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I am going to need to write a poem/song.
The night was growing darker. The wind had begun to howl. The silence of the night was broken. I heard a frightening growl.
I ran to get my mother. She was putting the groceries away. She listened as she quivered to the sound of the moanful bay.
The kitchen door started to rattle as the growls were very near. Mom grabbed me and ran to find refuge. My soul was filled with fear.
As we hid in a darkened closet we heard chaos in the next room. The growls were louder than ever...and then we heard a boom!
All at once the house grew quiet. Mom and I just had to see.....what was going on in the kitchen....so we opened the door to peek.
There we stood face to face with this poodle. A dog with wild curly hair. His face was strange and menacing; peanut butter was everywhere!
So I looked at my mom and said,"We're not going to make it out of this alive." Mom just smiled and cleaned up the mess as the hallway clock struck five.
2007-03-13 04:39:37
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answered by I am Sunshine 6
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then the poodle with its blood struck eyes, darts at my mom! its viciously attacking her, i cant stand by and watch my mom be torn apart by a poodle we thought was harmless. I bravely and swiftly picked up the JIF peanut butter and hummed the poodles name "hiiiiiiiitler" "oooooh hiiiiiiitler come here boy" with a swift and scary turn, the poodle had a lock of my mom's hair in its mouth, it leaped off my beaten mother and ran towards me! my mom got up and ran for the excape hatch (handy thing was that to be that day!) i took a scoop of peanut butter out of the can and chucked it at the poodle with great speed. I GOT IT IN ITS EYES!!!! it was sitteing there biting only air trying to get the JIF out of its eyes, i took my shoe and punted the poodle out of my rocket ship, i blasted off to space with a count down of...3....2.....1, AHHHHH the poodle was back on bored!!!!i jumped out of the ship, with only a few third dagree burns. everything was perfect again
but wait mom was still in the excape hatch!!!
tooo beee contunuuued!!!........
2007-03-12 14:23:42
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answered by marswimfan 2
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My mom was about to say something. BAD. But, lucky for me, the peanut-butter covered poodle yipped furiously. I spun around to find a _____. Screaming, I ran all over the ____. But when ___ caught me I found out it was____.
IDK!
I stink at writing stories...!
2007-03-12 14:14:07
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answered by a 4
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grew to become into working previous due for her pastime at an all midget strip club the place you may get a three woman on an identical time lapdance for the fee of one. After artwork she heads domicile to her husband Dennis Rodman. He has dinner waiting for her. They play a speedy pastime of Ping Pong and then they the two pass to mattress. waiting to initiate a sparkling day. the tip
2016-10-18 05:45:13
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answered by ? 4
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You hired Cesar Milan to train your poodle and everyone lived happily ever after.
2007-03-12 14:29:37
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answered by Adriana 1
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Oh my stinkin' gawd! ROFL!! Several of these are good ones, but Daniel should get the ten points. I'm still laughing about her grabbing the poodle by the teats!!!
LOL!
2007-03-13 01:23:13
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answered by MOOCH 1
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I whispered for my mom to slowly make for the door while i distracted the dog. she shook her head no, and the poodle turned to face her. with a look i told her to make for the door while i slowly took off my shoes. i gently rubbed the peanutbutter on the top of one of my shoes and used made a whimpering in my throat that cause the dog to turn at me. Just then my mother made a mad dash for the door, the dog followed. I grabbed it's tail, as soon as he turn to bite me i stuck the shoe it's mouth, rubbing the top against the top of his mouth. he took hold and i hit his with the other shoe, that made him bite down harder and pull. when he was pulling the most i let me him go and he slide by across the floor. i quickly removed one of my socks, covered in the peanut butter and as he tossed the shoe away and as he came at me again i stuffed the sock into you mouth and hit with the shoe.
He coughed and burped as i made my way to the door. I was almost there when he had coughed up the sock and tried again. I had almost gained the door and he grabbed at the hand holding the offensive shoe, when my mother jumped out of the door landing on top of the poodle and using the shoelace from her shoe, began strangling the dog. A quick glance told me she wanted me through that door. i watched in horor as the fight went on. i had to do something. I took my shirt off and wrapped it around my hand. i jumped out sticking my hand in the dogs mouth and motioning for my mother to pull him. he bit down and the pain was extensive, Mother worked her way to the door and pulled herself from doorknob to door jam while still holding the leash. she grabbed my leg and with a stead tugged pulled both of us closer. i opened my fist and jammed the rest of the sock down it's throat. It fell back, release my hand for air. my mother pulled me in and closed the door. (add in your own description here, I like dogs) Mother took her own shirt off and wrapped my hand. I wanted to say thanks, but a look said thank you too. we rested and continued on.
2007-03-12 14:38:31
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answered by Anonymous
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