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If I were making mosquitos that is what I would do!

2007-03-12 13:52:16 · 25 answers · asked by sngcanary 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Um, KJ, its a JOKE, ok?

2007-03-12 14:01:56 · update #1

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Oh, but if you were a REALLY intelligent designer, you'd skip the mosquitoes altogether and make a kind of chocolate that actually burns fat!

2007-03-12 13:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

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2016-12-24 23:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No. .then more than half of the world's population would be too skinny and die. Most people would look like death a on cracker. Maybe as a counter to this you'd say, "Well all we have to do is eat more food and get the fat back" . . that would make us unhealthy because most of us would eat junk food and empty calories to gain back our weight. .which DRASTICALLY hurts us in the long run and we'd die a lot sooner. God made mosquitoes to suck blood because your body has tons of it. Not everyone has tons of fat. Those that do CAN do something about being over weight if they can find the self motivation. I'm sure God had tons of reasons for making mosquitoes suck blood and not fat. .Why don't you research it for us and get back to us when. .SOMEONE CARES!! hah! j/k!

2007-03-12 14:05:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

do you even know why they suck blood? its for the protein so they can make eggs(only females drink blood, males drink nectar), and once the hit a vessel the blood will flow to them freely with minimal effort. If they were going for fat they would not only need more to get the same amount of protein, but they would also need to move their proboscis back and fourth and around in a circle to get all the fat there, this would definitely get the hosts attention, and would lead to the death of the mosquito.

2007-03-12 14:09:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

clever layout is the cornerstone information of God's existence. Romans a million:20 For because of the fact the creation of the international God's invisible features--his eternal potential and divine nature--have been needless to say viewed, being understood from what has been made, so as that adult men are devoid of excuse.

2016-10-02 00:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

If the mosquitoes would suck fat, can you imagine how skinny humans would become. We would be walking skeletons. In other words, you would create, cannibal mosquitos ? They would truly eat us alive.

2007-03-12 14:14:12 · answer #6 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0 0

Thank God he designed everything to perfect harmony and that humans had nothing to do with the original designs. The earth is being destroyed almost to the point of no repair we can thank God for his provision of having his son rule all earth to his original purpose and will. That will be God's Kingdom of which your priests and pastors have forgotten to mention to you.

2007-03-12 14:02:11 · answer #7 · answered by J.W. 2 · 0 0

Smart!
So why don't you make a fat-sucking mosquito?

2007-03-12 13:56:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hence the theory of extremely unintelligent design. VERY UNINTELLIGENT. If I called Britney Spears smart, my IQ would drop by ten. Oops, I just felt myself get dumber...oh well I'll always be smarter than Britney.

2007-03-12 13:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by Jedi 4 · 1 0

LOL....Liposuction mosquitoes. Would take lots of money from those phony plastic surgeons, they don't need the money anyway as they make a killing from breast implants already....LOL

2007-03-12 13:58:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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