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I punched a christian, jew, muslim, or pastafarian?

2007-03-12 13:50:03 · 14 answers · asked by Armund Steel 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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well i do know that the FSM will strangle you with his noodley appendage.

so be careful pastabasher!

2007-03-12 13:52:23 · answer #1 · answered by johnny.zondo 6 · 1 1

No, because no gods exist. However, the Christian, Jew, Muslim, or Pastafarian might be angry.

2007-03-12 20:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by nondescript 7 · 0 1

Hm... tough question.

Try punching a Christian one day, and if you're not hit by lightning, move on to the Jew and so on. :P

The trouble is, if God's not going to punish you while you're on Earth, then you might receive four times the punishment once you get to Heaven. :P

2007-03-12 21:04:18 · answer #3 · answered by fragileglimpse 2 · 0 0

Pastafarian, definitely. Who else is going to make his penne?

2007-03-12 20:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by Daniel 1 · 0 1

god would have equal \anger even if who asmong those you are going to punch for they are all created by god like you and he wouldn't want to be biased to anybody.

2007-03-12 20:54:24 · answer #5 · answered by pyrrhus 2 · 0 0

What is the difference between them? Are they not ALL precious in God's eyes?

2007-03-12 20:52:33 · answer #6 · answered by gtahvfaith 5 · 0 0

They are all equal. He will be angry with you time 4. LOL

2007-03-12 20:56:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not anymore than anybody else. Jesus says not to punch anyone anyway

2007-03-12 20:59:06 · answer #8 · answered by Branden 2 · 0 0

Christian,because I am his favorite.
love Nana<><

2007-03-12 20:52:17 · answer #9 · answered by funnana 6 · 0 1

I think your local police station would be more angry lol!

2007-03-12 20:51:57 · answer #10 · answered by Skeptic123 5 · 0 0

Does is matter?! Just ask for forgiveness and your good to go!

2007-03-12 21:11:02 · answer #11 · answered by abacus314 3 · 0 0

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