day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
2007-03-12 13:48:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL p1ssing my sides with that. Excellant.
2007-03-12 13:51:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi Chris, Hehehehehehehehehehehehe... Little Johnny is a touch Horn canines... he's soooo lovable besides.. loved this one young ones will say, "The Darnest issues and spoil out with it".. save them coming My buddy.. Lol a buddy, poppy1
2016-12-01 22:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny ill give u a star
2007-03-12 13:54:34 · answer #3 · answered by heyyall 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-12 13:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funnnnnnnny! laughed out loud!
2007-03-12 13:57:09 · answer #5 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant !
2007-03-12 19:03:53 · answer #6 · answered by Basil P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fecking hell, when is Jonny going to start behaving?
2007-03-12 14:51:02 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great. One star from me!
: )
2007-03-12 13:51:58 · answer #8 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. thats hilarious..
2007-03-12 13:54:27 · answer #9 · answered by shaz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!
That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!GOOD ONE!!!
2007-03-12 14:01:53 · answer #10 · answered by niciash_12 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋