Having followed Manchester city his entire life, an old man lay on his death-bed with his son at his side.
"Is there anything you would like me to do for you, father?" asks his son.
"Well, son," coughs his old man, "there is one thing.....go and buy me a Manchester United shirt."
"But dad," protests the bloke, "after all these years as a loyal Blue, how can you turn now?"
"Trust me, son," explains his father, "far better one of these bug**rs dies, than one of us." :o)
2007-03-12 13:33:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Piranha....'edit my avatar' - extras/holidays & events/halloween - the red nose is on the second page.
2007-03-12 14:25:21 · update #1
Chuckle!
The joke war is on Fidgety :)
x
2007-03-13 08:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-03-13 02:44:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1...keep the clean jokes coming!
as for replying to PIRANHA....??? join the comic relief for a red nose!!!!
2007-03-12 20:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by mavircal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry,being trufull not that funny 4/10
2007-03-13 06:33:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
And I thought your red nose was because you had been drinking!!
Keep comic reliefin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-13 02:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you get your red nose on your avatar?
2007-03-12 20:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by PIRANHA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
u like northerners then
2007-03-12 20:40:56 · answer #7 · answered by thewokinn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!
2007-03-12 21:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i love it
2007-03-13 16:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by feebee b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...hahahaha
2007-03-12 21:10:26 · answer #10 · answered by Imran Syah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋