2007-03-12 13:25:00 · 11 answers · asked by clockworkod 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Done. Now send me your money
2007-03-12 14:39:23 · answer #1 · answered by mohayrix 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hang around Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Ernest Angley and Cref Flow Dollar (aka cash flow dollar). The horns and tail will appear in minutes.
2007-03-12 13:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Listen to Barry Manilow for 6 strait hours
2007-03-12 13:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're headed in that direction. Once you invite Satan in, he'll begin to influence your thoughts and behaviors, while using you as a tool. Continue on that path, and he'll surely answer your request, and not disappoint you.
2007-03-12 16:15:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Break into the vault at the Vatican, steal the book "The Green Butterfly," and read it aloud.
2007-03-12 13:30:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go outside, kill something, drink the blood and accept Satan into your heart. If that doesn't work, try taking a vow of celibacy.
2007-03-12 13:30:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just invite them in!
Like unwanted pounds, acquiring them is MUCH easier than geting rid of them!
2007-03-12 13:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by not yet 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, don't fret. You sort of already are. You just don't know it. Not the wild ride of power you were expecting, eh?
2007-03-12 13:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Become an atheist.
2007-03-12 13:34:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hmm that would be good to know.
2007-03-12 13:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by Magus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋