2007-03-12 13:20:30 · 8 answers · asked by She-whom-shall-not-be-named 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Older church buildings get wild and mean, just like aging racoons. Eventually, the oldest churches snap! Then they begin roaming the streets and stalking people.
The way to prevent this is church euthanasia -- once a church gets 25 years old, burn it to the ground! This is in the public interest!
2007-03-12 13:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by Kedar 7 · 7⤊ 3⤋
What are you referring to?
2007-03-19 07:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We don't stalk people anymore. We go on Yahoo Answers now LOL. I know that people don't really want to hear about Jesus, But He did say that He is the way, truth, and life. And that Nobody would see God without Him. As for your political campaign......Vote Jesus!!!!!!!!!!, and may God Bless and forgive you too.
2007-03-20 10:37:47 · answer #3 · answered by br549 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are atheists here stalking Christians like a political campaign?
2007-03-12 13:25:50 · answer #4 · answered by gnostic 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋
If you mean by going door to door witnessing, its cause Christ commands it. Its our job to spread the gospel. You wouldn't believe the lost and dying souls out there until you go witnessing and have someone slam the door in your face and tell you they want nothing to do w/Jesus and you know that they are on their way to Hell if they don't repent and accept Jesus.
2007-03-12 13:44:32 · answer #5 · answered by the pink baker 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
theyre hoping to secure the white evangelical christian vote.
theyre trying to get all the people who voted for Bush into office to vote them into office as well.
2007-03-12 13:23:24 · answer #6 · answered by johnny.zondo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Churches need money to survive, more parishoners = more offerings = more marketing = more parishoners = more money = bigger building = more parishoners = more money = television show = more parishoners......
Its a business.
2007-03-12 13:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
They want the money.
2007-03-20 01:06:57 · answer #8 · answered by naseldrip 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋