Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman are sitting in the pub when the conversation comes round to their daughters (all of whom have young, but nubile daughters)...
Englishman
"The wife told me that my daughter's room was an untidy mess so I went up and had a look. I found a cigarette packet and was astounded, I did not realise that she smoked".
Scotsman
"Yesterday I was in my daughter's room for a similar reason and I found a half empty bottle of vodka. I was astounded, I did not realise that she drank".
Irishman
"Funny enough, I was in my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms. I was astounded, I did not realise she had a penis".
2007-03-12 13:18:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Should have found some used condoms.
2007-03-13 03:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great Ending!
2007-03-19 16:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unexpected ending! WOW! 10/10 for effort! : )
2007-03-20 00:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't end quite like I thought! Thats great though!
2007-03-19 19:12:13 · answer #4 · answered by Butterflies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I certainly did not expect this end! Lol.
2007-03-13 03:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by supersonic332003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not very funny, 60%
2007-03-17 05:52:39 · answer #6 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wasn't expecting that.
2007-03-19 16:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by shorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got me on the last one!!!!!!!!!LOL
Ta, Mate!!!!!!!!!LOL
2007-03-16 22:19:15 · answer #8 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey, it could be their boyfriends'!
2007-03-19 16:16:42 · answer #9 · answered by Mustang_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-03-19 17:55:42 · answer #10 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋