A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He is rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies,
"I think your the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my bum???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's maths teacher."
2007-03-12 13:15:15 · 22 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg!!! that was hillarious!!! i can't stop laughing!! ima going to tell my friends that 1!!!
2007-03-12 13:18:27 · answer #1 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Weird dad! 10/10!
2007-03-12 20:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes really funny. I couldn't even guess what the punch line was going to be. A star from me.
2007-03-12 22:35:43 · answer #3 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-03-13 03:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahha lm frickin ao 11/10 funnyyyy
2007-03-12 20:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by sexy_beast 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Talk about a guilty conscience! LOL!
2007-03-12 20:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by peskylisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good joke thank you after 36 years construction work ,ive heard most of them...good delivery too.
2007-03-12 20:24:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke - a star for you!
2007-03-12 20:31:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..thats pretty funny.
sucks for that guy tho. talk about a misunderstanding!!!
2007-03-12 20:22:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha - had heard it many moons ago but thanks for reminding me of this joke - it needs repeating at work tomorrow!!!
lololololol.
Definitely 'star' material.
2007-03-12 20:18:57 · answer #10 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋