A couple of Mississippi deer hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he REALLY IS dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
2007-03-12 12:42:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If it is a Mississippi operator she says "My cousin Buford is a taxidermist....how close of a friend was this...?
2007-03-12 12:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol
btw, did you know that psychologists did several tests/surveys of different ages and nationalities and they found that this joke is officially the funniest joke in the world?
2007-03-12 12:52:06 · answer #2 · answered by love*pink 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
argh. read it too many times and even got e-mails and videos on it. Shoot the joke already. Please. Nice try though.
2007-03-12 12:57:44 · answer #3 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha
lol
i've heard this one b4 but its still funny
LOL
2007-03-12 12:46:26 · answer #4 · answered by hellomynameisrickb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny, I had to tell my husband and he liked it, good one
2007-03-12 13:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!
2007-03-12 14:08:27 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's why I don't go hunting! :o)
2007-03-12 12:46:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahhahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-03-12 13:00:57 · answer #8 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure they're not blondes?;P
2007-03-12 13:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, hilarious!
2007-03-12 13:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by Writer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋