Two men, Paddy and Murphy, shipwrecked on an island are captured by cannibals. The chief informs them the only way to avoid becoming dinner is to undergo the 'Ordeal of Fruit'.
The men accept at once, and the chief sends them into the jungle to collect 100 pieces of fruit and bring them back to him. Sean is the first man comes back with 100 grapes.
The chief says that if he can shove all the grapes up his a*#e without giggling then he will be free. But no sooner has the first grape reached his butt than Sean bursts out laughing.
"What's so funny?" the chief asks. "Don't you realise we're going to kill you now?"
"I'm sorry," Sean replies...."It's just that my friend, Paddy is out there collecting pineapples." :o)
2007-03-12 11:26:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oops!!!! don't know where Murphy came from - must have been Paddy's bro. :o)
2007-03-12 12:59:50 · update #1
1 of my faves this, Love it!
10/10*
Tink x
2007-03-12 11:45:34 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's Sean? I thought you said they were called Paddy and Murphy!
2007-03-12 11:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paddy was going to be hanged and the hangman asked him if he had a last request so paddy says . would you mind putting the rope round my waist as i have a terrible boil on my neck.
2007-03-12 11:40:06 · answer #3 · answered by jordy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the joke is that sean laughed about the fact that paddy has to stick pineapples up his but
2007-03-12 11:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by dreamer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant lmao
2007-03-12 12:01:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another golden oldie.
2007-03-12 12:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny ooouuch
2007-03-12 11:29:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha heard it before but i still absolutely love it lol =]
2007-03-12 11:29:15 · answer #8 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats painfully funny
2007-03-12 11:58:35 · answer #9 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL excellent
2007-03-13 07:57:45 · answer #10 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋