Danny and Darlene were trying to rekindle "that old flame", so they bought a book on putting the spice back in your love life.
After giggling and laughing about a lot of the wild and silly sounding suggestions, one particular thing caught their eye...and they decided to give it a try.
After a trip to the local costume shop, Danny dressed and then waited in the living room. He was sprawled across the sofa wearing nothing but a Zorro mask and cape, when Darlene opened the bedroom door and made her way into his view.
She was dressed as the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, complete with red scepter and tight-fitting red corset.
A brief laugh was had by both, as nervousness slowly began to melt. Darlene motioned to Danny with her scepter, and told him to kneel before her or be beheaded. Danny did so, but as Darlene began to revel in her dominatrix position, Danny grabbed her from behind and they both ended up collapsing in a heap on the floor.
Suddenly, Grandma walked in...
2007-03-12 10:58:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok people this is a diddy
Danny and Darlene tried to spice up their life
Their intimacy had run down because of much strife
They put on their outfits...he was Zorro, she was the queen
You know the one, the one Alice had seen
She struck up her scepter which struck up his loin
To the ground they tossled they fell like a coin
As they were fondling and rolling around
In walked her Grandma, not making a sound
You would not believe what happened next
They were both embarassed and incredibly vexed
The words they heard left them awfully torn
All Grandma said was "Hold on you two while I get some popcorn.....
DIDDY...by Alda
2007-03-12 12:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A tear slowly rolled down her cheek, her hands trembling. She pulls off her glasses and wipes the sweat from her forehead. "Darlene!Danny!" She strutted over with an unhappy look on her face. "DON'T YOU TWO EVER EVER EVER LEAVE A DRINK ON MY TABLE WITHOUT A COASTER!"
2007-03-12 18:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by bmsogirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saying "Oh I'm so sorry...o, i see you guys are trying 'costume sex'! that book has some great ideas, I'll tell ya, Why just last week me and grandpa were doin' this same thing, only I was Zorro and he was the Queen of hearts, but anyway you guys do your thing, I just need a tissue'
2007-03-12 18:12:02 · answer #3 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wearing the "Wicked witch from the west" costume from alice in wonderland, and told them that the name fits if they don't get her her dentures.
2007-03-12 18:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by Roadkill 4 lunch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. What the f*** is both of your f***ing problem. You two are sick...at least do it in the bathroom.
2. me and your grandfather didnt do that!! we did it better.
3. hollysh*t i should get this on video!!!
2007-03-12 19:29:49 · answer #5 · answered by James Dean Girl <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...dressed as Alice, and says "Hey, how about a REAL trip to Wonderland?"
2007-03-12 18:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by Dragonfly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And said: " Darlene, would you wash my pantyhoes for me?"
2007-03-12 18:12:08 · answer #7 · answered by Pole Vault why dontcha? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And she said OH MY GOSH! Because she thought about something.
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as a best answer.
2007-03-12 18:03:14 · answer #8 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and said, "That's it Darlene! We are ssoo over!"
2007-03-12 18:04:13 · answer #9 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋