If jesus got into a fight with Zeus over a fried banana and peanut butter samich, who would win?

Answer 1

First of all Jesus may not want this banana

Answer 2

the leprechauns don't stand a chance against the south-Jamaican garden gnomes who can turn gold into platinum by putting it into their hats, but the downside of that is that they suffer from severe trauma to the head , seeing that they can only turn the gold into platinum when the hat is on their head............. all this about Elvis, i don't know because the bananas would get lodged in his throat, and then the "king" wouldn't be able to sing, so that ones out......... Jesus would definitely win because his dad is the creator of EVERYTHING, including the people who had the imagination to come up with Zeus and this insane idea of a fried banana peanut butter sandwich that got lodged in Elvis' throat which caused him to stop singing which caused the spectators ( a grumpy leprechaun and a platinum-making-traumatized south Jamaican garden gnome) start fighting over the rest of the fried banana and peanut butter sandwich

Answer 3

Zeus would win because Zeus doesn't need to eat. Jesus only can go 40 days without food. If the Crusaders kill Zeus, who wins, then?

Answer 4

The guy who sold the fried banana because when word got around that Jesus and Zeus fought over it sales would increase substantially.

Answer 5

Zeus

Answer 6

Zeus would win because Jesus was a pacifist and so would only turn the other cheek while Zeus shoved a lightning bolt up his a$$

Answer 7

properly 1st off Zeus might win, for the reason that Jesus would not combat, yet once you mess with Jesus, you mess with God, and then who might win, Zeus or God?!?!?!...each of how God. All Zeus can do is throw lightning bolts, yet God could make 2+2=fish, extensive oceans and seas to split, burn a bush, create existence, have a pillar of hearth from the sunlight come right down to Earth, reason a international-huge flood, have snake eyes kill you...oh, there is no cut back to what God can do. God might so win. although that's impossible for Jesus to die using fact he conquered loss of life.

Answer 8

That's a silly question. Everybody knows that Zeus hates bananas.

Answer 9

Zeus

Answer 10

Zeuss would probably send Hera over to nag him
to the point of not even enjoying the samich,even if he DID procure it through omnipotent default.

At which point,Ken Pither would show up and discuss
safer food whilst bicycling with Cloda Rodgers.

Answer 11

Clearly the Leprechauns would end up the winners as they would use their diminutive size to sneak in while the fight was being waged and nab the sandwich. They would then sit, hidden in their pot of Gold and nibble on the sandwich leaving the banana for last as a treat.