I smoked weed once...and now I have a drug test in two days....how can i get rid of it?

Question

I smoked yesterday, and before that I havent smoked in almost two months. What is the fastest way to get rid it before my test.

If your going to be a dick, or just say you cant help, dont bother. I made a mistake, im NOT a druggie, if I had known about the test I wouldnt have done it in the first place. Keep your snide remarks to yourself

Answer 1

Hi.Hun,don't sweat it!!That's kinda easy.Well,how fast u can get rid of it'll depend some on our body weight.THC stores in yur fat cells.But,here's a sure way that probly won't cost nearly as much as 1 of those flush kits.1st,drink plenty of water..2nd, drink some pickle juice..3rd,between now & then drink as many bottles of Cranberry Apple Juice as u can.It shuldn't take 2 long.Just do those 3 things til u have 2 test,&,u'll b ok.Then,after yur finished testing,go have some fun!Good luck.&,have a good 1!*

Answer 2

Honestly with the fact that you smoked ONCE in almost two months depending on the amount, a bowl, a blundt, a quarter. the chances of after cleaning your system, Drinking a lot of water, like 3 or 4 gallons a day you will probably clean yourself out enough. Other than that you can go for the 2 droplets of bleach into a gallon of water and drink that. Make sure they are small drops, and drink a ton of water you are good...Other things that work well Pickle juice. My frinds use that and they smoke every day, I used the bleach a few years ago and it worked well. Do not go with those drinks they cost like 25-50 bucks, and most drug tests test for them things anyway, so you will still fail. HOPE THAT HELPED

Answer 3

Some people I've talked to say those system cleansers you can buy at head shops actually work. I've never tried but I hear quite decent reviews, ie someone's boyfriend who was in the military, smoked weed, and used them regularly to pass all his drug tests. So go to your local head shop and ask about it! Can't guarantee it'll work, but you may as well try or else you're kind of screwed. :)

Answer 4

Take that idiot's advice(swm) and you will really be screwed!! just postpone with a fake illness and do your self a favor and don't ever smoke again!!! get something on your record about any drug usage and you will pay hell in the job market

Answer 5

Go to GNC health store they have this drink its small and fruity and it cleanses your body of any residue in your system. You will have to drink a ton of water like two gallons in a day to help flush it out.... just follow the instructions... they sell it for that pourpose you will need to ask for it though. but some companys test for substances that mask weed... the sooner you get going and start the better............ go now. its like 20 bucks though..............Good luck!!!

Answer 6

why would people just stop and say oh icant help thats stupid or say why did you do it in the first place thats stupid i personally have never smoked weed but i have friends who have and the way they have gotten rid of it out of their system is drink alot of pickle juice ALOT or drink vinager
im sorry your in this situation
GOOD LUCK!!!!

Answer 7

There is no way to get it out of your system in 2 days.

Answer 8

i forget the name of it but theres a clenser that you can buy. its like juice. costs about $20. u drink it before your test and you'll be straight. also drink plenty of water up until the test.

Answer 9

Never smoke the stuff and you won't have to worry about those tests..
I don't think you can postpone those tests either..
I think the colloquial phrase is: 'gotcha'.

Answer 10

You'd better find a way to delay that test.