An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
2007-03-12 10:21:18 · 12 answers · asked by Jus_014 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute, poor blonds, how do they manage? star
2007-03-12 10:26:41 · answer #1 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-12 15:34:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i get it! the stewardess isn't the brightest bulb in the box is she?
2007-03-12 10:24:23 · answer #3 · answered by smartchica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you know what? That happened to me too! Why is everyone laughing? GOSH! This joke makes me feel blonde!
2007-03-12 10:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's a good one!
2007-03-12 10:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
Have a good evening and please explain when you pick a best answer.
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2007-03-12 11:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...i needed a good laugh today..thanks :)
2007-03-12 10:35:31 · answer #7 · answered by enchanted_dreamer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!
2007-03-12 10:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh - she's blonde... I get it.
2007-03-12 10:26:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-12 10:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by ramandheri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋