2007-03-12 09:54:07 · 17 answers · asked by FaceFullofFashion 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wow some got it and some didn't. awesome.
2007-03-12 10:21:30 · update #1
The ladies can get Lucky right here ;)
2007-03-12 10:03:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was lucky I attended the Anti Gravity League Church of Jesus. There was so much to learn about how Gravity is just a theory and not real. And how God holds every thing down. And how if gravity was real Christ could not have walked on water he would have been pulled under. And how when trees grow if gravity pulled them down they would grow along the ground instead of straight up as God lets them.
2007-03-12 17:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My Dear mother had a mental problem for years and she suddenly started laughing for a few minutes at a Church service and she was completely healed or her mental problem
she was effected by the healing power of the Holy ghost spirit of God she yes i guess she got LUCKY!!!!!
Praise GOD!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-12 17:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My first experience was in Church, after hours but right near the Baptismal font.
Guess that explains allot
2007-03-12 17:08:28 · answer #4 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only reason to go to church is to hug some hot ladies.
2007-03-12 16:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah every time i shoot hoops there i'd shoot a high percentage,
Everytime I play video games there' I"d win,
Everytime they have a feast there's good food,
The preist lets us go whenever we feel like and dismiss us early on sundays yay
thank ya lorrd for thy blassings.
2007-03-12 17:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by Scpwnz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I always get a ride home
2007-03-12 16:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by Pauline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, even in your warped sense of the word.
2007-03-12 17:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well. At this point, ( though I don't attend ) it is definitely a form of spiritual fornication.
2007-03-12 16:58:46 · answer #9 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
13 here, but it wasn't at church.
2007-03-12 17:01:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋