Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the
Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
What is the only bad thing about the '69' position?
The view.
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
It's not true that oysters make good aphrodisiacs. I tried a dozen once and
only six of them worked!
Why are a 'wise man' and’wise guy’ opposites?
A pharmacist tells a customer. In order to buy arsenic you should need a legal prescription.
A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough.
What can a bird do that a man can't?
Whistle through his pecker.
How can one believe in survival of the fittest when you look at some of the people running around in jogging shorts?
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
2007-03-12 09:52:27 · 15 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You rule cowboy......
2007-03-12 09:55:26 · answer #1 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
The one who can hold two cups of coffee + 9 dounuts!
The most popular woman is the one who can eat the last dounut !!!
LOL
2007-03-12 10:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you've lived a good life if these are from personal experiences or is it just wishful thinking? LOL
2007-03-13 05:09:21 · answer #3 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice jokes Cowboy, I like the last one about the doughnuts but I'm not sure that I would want to eat one of them afterwards :-)
2007-03-12 10:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clint Eastwood doesn't get rained on,
Rain gets Clint Eastwooded on.
2007-03-12 09:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by Delusions of Grandeur 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LO
9/10
What diameter are these donuts then?
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-12 10:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad they raised a chuckle.
2007-03-12 09:57:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
some r good some r bad.
2007-03-12 10:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. tsk, tsk, tsk! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-12 11:02:27 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good!! the last one was great !
2007-03-12 09:58:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
right on on pardner
2007-03-12 12:00:28 · answer #11 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋