A man finds his dog with a dead rabbit in its mouth. He realises that the rabbit is a pet of his next-door neighbour. In a panic he cleans the rabbit up and sneaks it into its cage, hoping his neighbour will think their pet died of natural causes.
Next day he spots his neighbour digging a hole in the flower beds and goes over to investigate. "What are you doing?" asks the man.
"Burying my pet rabbit AGAIN!," replies the neighbour. "There sure are some sick people about. The rabbit dropped dead on Monday, I buried it on Tuesday, and on Wednesday some b#*t*#d dug it up, gave it a wash, and stuck it back in its cage."
2007-03-12 09:48:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-12 10:04:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 any more?
2007-03-12 10:33:09 · answer #2 · answered by 1875mick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats like that horrible scene from Dickey Roberts: Former Child Star....lmao...bet that was a scene!
2007-03-12 09:51:01 · answer #3 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Still one of the funnier ones!
2007-03-12 09:51:55 · answer #4 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hahahahaha.
Heard it b4 but still funny.
2007-03-12 09:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad dog!!
2007-03-12 09:55:02 · answer #6 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this has been posted before but it's still funny
2007-03-12 11:55:20 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2007-03-12 09:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by Stuck in the middle of nowhere 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not one of your best
2007-03-12 09:54:06 · answer #9 · answered by neonjack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeewwww......
2007-03-12 09:51:48 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋