2007-03-12 09:29:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
especially Jesus, I know I cant take God, but that skinny clown is mine.
2007-03-12 09:30:05 · update #1
When you meet Jesus, it's called JUDGEMENT DAY. So, no.
2007-03-12 09:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by thewordofgodisjesus 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you have no longer have been given any answer, yet God does. There are 4 money owed the place the Gospel of Mark dates around 50-60 A.D. in the previous the destruction of the Jerusalem in 70 A.D. As for Jesus loss of life. Mt 27:40 5-fifty six; Mk 15:33-40-one; Lk 23:40 4-40 9; Jn 19:29-30. Jesus is obviously lifeless and buried. As for Jesus resurrection: Mt 28:a million-8; Mk sixteen:a million-8; Lk 24:a million-10; Jn 19:38-40 two. for sure God raised Jesus from the lifeless. As for the Trinity: Mt 28:sixteen-20. Key factors are: in verse 17 incredibly use the observe "worship" and in verse 19 the observe call, no longer names, is used to tell apart father, son and holy spirit. If the text textile meant 3 gods, the observe "call" needs to be plural.
2016-12-14 17:21:33 · answer #2 · answered by sherburne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Careful, Jesus apparently isn't afraid of using a bullwhip. Plus he was a carpenter who walked everywhere. He's probably pretty buff.
2007-03-12 09:50:43 · answer #3 · answered by LX V 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Christians when I meet God or Jesus can I challenge them to a duel?"
"WHEN" you meet Him, I guess you "CAN" but i don't think you "WILL".
God Bless You.
2007-03-12 09:39:46 · answer #4 · answered by coco_loco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need some serious prayer.I don't under stand how you can make a joke of this.You are talking about your judgement.Ask you'r self this
where do I want to spend eternity?
2007-03-12 11:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by goodgirl5567 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you enter the presence of the Kings of Kings, you will be in such awe that you will forget everything else but Him. Your duel will mean nothing.
God Bless!
2007-03-12 10:06:25 · answer #6 · answered by Jouvert 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you're more likely to take on a principality. But be careful not to burn yourself....
2007-03-12 09:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can even defeat god, all you need is some chariots of iron.
2007-03-12 09:42:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you already are.
2007-03-12 09:35:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
HEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!
You are so full of it today and it stinks,maybe you should try using clorox and lysol to get rid of that awful shitty stench of yours before it becomes an unremovable stain.
2007-03-12 09:35:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋