there was a man in a bar and every time he would take a sip of beer he would give his pet rat a sip. a drunk said ,thats disqusting and punched the guy with the rat.and immedlately got his butt kicked, he said this din,t over, i m going to bring back my brother to take care of you. the man said bring him on, the rat stuck his head out of the guys pocket and said bring your cat too.
2007-03-12 09:20:34 · 15 answers · asked by r1114@sbcglobal.net 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,yes it's funny.
2007-03-16 00:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha!
What a pair, drunk man with a under-the-influenced pet rat. How about these king rats:
Three tough looking rats, sitting at a bar, drinking. The first rat puts down his beer and turns to the others, saying, “You know how tough I am? Well, you know that rat poison they put down in the kitchen? I eat that stuff for breakfast lunch and dinner!”
The second rat looks unimpressed and says, “That’s
nothing. You know those big fleaking rat traps they got all over the place? Well, get this - I jump in and out of them for a bit exercise. That’s how tough I am!”
The third rat knocks back his whiskey, slams the
glass down on the bar and heads for the door.
“Where are you going?” asks the first rat. “I’m off home
to flock the cat”, replies the third rat.
(Okay, if Hollywood can show "Meet the Flockers" in movie theaters with a PG13 rating, I can use the word here!)
2007-03-12 16:25:04 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm, maybe if he had a cat in his pocket instead it would get a little smirk.
2007-03-12 16:43:14 · answer #3 · answered by wfizz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if it was punctuated correctly and was actually comprehensible
2007-03-12 16:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny!!
2007-03-12 16:45:35 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i chuckled. brave rat
2007-03-12 17:08:17 · answer #6 · answered by Polly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um... 5/10
not very funny, but kind of.
2007-03-12 16:23:53 · answer #7 · answered by stevie_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nawt really... but good try
2007-03-12 16:23:22 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Lollie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not really that funny...
2007-03-12 16:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha! Yes, I did! LOL.
Good one! ...............and bring your cat, too!! LOL.
Have a great evening, and thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-12 18:19:16 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋