Job 26:8He holds the waters bound in His clouds [which otherwise would spill on earth all at once], and the cloud is not rent under them.
Seems kinda silly doesn't it?
2007-03-12 09:16:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yep, silly. Wonder how you deal with jets flying through them?
2007-03-12 09:18:45 · answer #1 · answered by Alex 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The clouds are really piles of pasta held in the sky by wires attached to the many noodley appendages of His Gloriousness himself. Sometimes he lets the bounty fall upon the earth and we revel in the gooey goodness.
2007-03-12 16:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Somebody beat me to it, but obviously Job didn't spend much time in Kent - where some of the clouds were definitely rent.
2007-03-12 16:23:35 · answer #3 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems silly that he's stopping the clouds from spilling. Let them be, man.
2007-03-12 16:20:11 · answer #4 · answered by Maus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's called nature and atmospheric scientific changes within the clouds.
2007-03-12 16:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by Nepetarias 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Science.
2007-03-12 16:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by rhiamon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary Richards? (as played by Mary Tyler Moore)
Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
2007-03-12 16:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
~~~SN,,,, Respectfully, What seems silly is you asking an atheist for interpretation of christian scripture,,,, and isn't it a foregone conclusion, to an atheist in particular, that the Science of the christian Bible is as legit as it's contention of a Geocentric Universe, etc, etc, etc,?
2007-03-12 16:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by Sensei TeAloha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe Jesus and his half-cousin Bob are in charge of that. You have to read more than just Job to understand this concept.
2007-03-12 16:20:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, pretty much. We all know it's the polka-dotted purple cloud beetle.
2007-03-12 16:19:20 · answer #10 · answered by Snark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋