I need a short really funny joke that i can send through msn to my sister who is fighting with my mom and wont talk to me so please help me!! No dumb jokes like:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Thats Dumb!
2007-03-12 09:11:18 · 5 answers · asked by ImAMommy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOU CAN GO
http://www.funshun.com/jokes/short-jokes...
2007-03-16 00:12:43 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the beginning Man found the Poker Cards thus Game exists.
Soon after, Woman found the Poker Cards and that's why Witchcraft exists!
2007-03-12 10:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by snak3s2001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
she had so many children - - her uterus fell out
and just so you know the chicken crossing the road is a riddle not a joke.
2007-03-12 14:54:43 · answer #3 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I will try.
Did you hear about the blonde that hurt herself raking leaves...yep she fell out of the tree.
and since you have this particular problem...my wife made one up for your sister.
What is the difference from an angry mom and a freight train bearing down the track at 110 miles an hour straight at you...
Answer...
You stand a better chance of dodging the train....hope it makes you and her smile...
2007-03-12 15:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by Greg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
2007-03-13 16:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋