FOR SALE
complete set of encyclopedia brittanica
45 volumes
exellant condition £500 o.n.o
no longer needed, got married lasy week
WIFE KNOWS F****NG EVERYTHING
2007-03-12 08:55:20 · 14 answers · asked by reem2 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ill take them. my wife knows fu*k all
2007-03-12 09:24:16 · answer #1 · answered by chuckydoll 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear husband,
What the heck!!! If I told you once, I told you twice, you know you're not allowed to sale the encyclopedias because although I know everything, you don't know sh*t!! I'm tired of having to teach you everything. Now go and take out the garbage!!
With love, your wife
LOL Loved your joke!!
2007-03-12 09:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Presumably she knows how to spell too.
Always good to pick a woman who knows everything, helps to stop the men going on about stuff they don't understand! I'm sure you know the saying.......behind every successful man there is a determined woman
2007-03-12 09:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by Ellie L 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!! he he....well just look at it this way, if you get tired of her you can get ur old encyclopedia collection back and sell her for £500 o.n.o!
2007-03-12 08:58:29 · answer #4 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, who needs 45 volumes? How much for the wife????????
2007-03-12 09:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it I agree as a wife, I do know everything!!!
2007-03-12 08:58:24 · answer #6 · answered by Cassyput 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, I man that knows his stuff, Well done.
2007-03-12 09:46:29 · answer #7 · answered by Jeanette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
My wife thinks knows everything and I let her think she knows everthing but I know that she doesn't know everthing 'cos I know I know everthing .....I think!
So now you know.
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-12 09:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha !!! Brilliant
2007-03-12 08:57:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yup yup, may i borrow her for my class project...
hilarious
2007-03-12 08:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by astrnelis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋