Why does the Virgin Mary only appear on greasy foods? Why hasn't she ever appeared on a sushi roll?

Answer 1

Because greasy foods have too much of a likelihood to have odd shapes and there isn't much care in preparing it. Sushi is hand rolled and most of the time prepared by someone who is knowledgeable in rolling sushi.

Answer 2

'cause the masses of ignorant people who fall for such "visions" don't eat sushi rolls?

Because mary wasn't japanese?

I saw a sock on TV that looked like Abraham Lincoln -- was that a miracle, too? :)

Peace.

Answer 3

I don't know about you, but I see Her Holiness on my california roll all the time. She also likes hummus. Lots of Virgin Mary in the hummus.

Answer 4

It's an optical illusion.

How can we even be sure we know what she looks like? She never posed for a picture or a painting. The commen pictures of her were painted years later. I wish they would have painted more Biblical figures. Then we wouldn't have to use as much imiganation.

Answer 5

She likes greasy foods? Or Grease causes hallucinations..

Answer 6

I did see a portrait of elvis on a sushi roll. I would have saved it, but it tasted sooo good.

Answer 7

She has also appeared on a highway underpass pillar. I'm still trying to figure that one out

People actually went there and lit candles.

Highly illogical, really freakin illogical

Answer 8

I had a turd once that looked like the virgin mary and, of course, no-one was interested.

Answer 9

No free space left because of Buddha's appearances.

Answer 10

Silly squirrel.
The Skeptical Christian
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Peg