lets see if this gets past em.....
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to have his way with us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!
2007-03-12 08:23:02 · 28 answers · asked by BAM-BAM 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The only logical thing to do...Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha is to laugh your Fcuking Ar$e Off!!! A truly fantastic joke. Must remember to say two Hail Marys.
2007-03-12 08:48:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL!!
Hail Mary
Hail Mary
2007-03-12 15:34:37 · answer #2 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-03-12 16:28:53 · answer #3 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep 2 x Hail Marys from me good joke stored that one away
2007-03-12 16:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hail mary x 2 lol it was worth the laugh
2007-03-12 17:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by Polly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really good. That was the 2nd joke I read tonight that was clean and made me laugh.
2007-03-12 16:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheers for making me choke on my cuppa, lol
looks like it will be 2 hail mary's for me then
2007-03-12 15:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
Excellent.
2007-03-12 16:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard this it made me laugh may even tell my 12 year old!!
2007-03-12 15:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by silent1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, and so funny that i'm cut and pasting it and emailing it to Grandparents.
2007-03-12 15:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by Kate J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋