naked slidding down the banester "what are you doing ?" he asks. she replies .....................................................................
"just warming your tea"
2007-03-12 07:55:48 · 18 answers · asked by dunrockin404 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for all you non UKers tea here means dinner
2007-03-12 09:10:58 · update #1
sounds like you have married a great woman get away from pc and go see whats for tea
2007-03-12 08:00:01 · answer #1 · answered by lynnetta 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I've heard "Just warming up dinner" several times before but never the "tea" thing. In the USA most people rarely drink tea, so I don't know if we're missing out on some slightly obscure reference.
2007-03-12 15:53:25 · answer #2 · answered by hatevirtual 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get the euphemism. If the answer was, "Just warming your dinner'", that would make a little more sense (something you "eat").
Unless it's somehow a play on words along the lines of the story of the house of prostitution that called itself "Bambi's Tea House." They handed out business cards that read, "See you when tea is ready!" ("See you when tea" = "Cee U En Tee")
2007-03-12 15:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
With a wife like that, I wouldn't be surprised if the newlywed decided to become a "tea totaller" !!
2007-03-12 15:26:21 · answer #4 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah. Poor. 3/10 at best. Sorry.
2007-03-12 16:43:39 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It does make a bit of sense =)
2007-03-12 15:35:28 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too complicated for me I'm afraid.
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-12 16:20:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it. is her vagina his tea? does he drink her fluids? Is she on the rag, and the man is a vampire who like his blood warm? i mean, i'm almost positive that there's a huge chunk of this that would make it much funnier. Until then, I give you a 1 out of 10, and that's just because at one point in your life, you thought this was funny.
2007-03-12 14:59:42 · answer #8 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 8⤊ 4⤋
good one would be better if she was warming my lunch 10/10
2007-03-12 15:38:08 · answer #9 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bleh!
Heard it before
Lol
2007-03-12 14:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by Koko ; 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋