A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She
knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you
doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' the
daughter-in-law answered. 'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law
exclaimed. 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
'Love dress? But you're naked!'
'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. The mother-in-law left.
2007-03-12 07:46:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When she
got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the
lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her
husband to arrive.Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and
saw her lying there so provocatively. 'What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing,” he said
'What's for dinner?.
2007-03-12 07:46:41 · update #1
that was... sexy....
2007-03-12 07:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
Well if her love dress needed ironing God only knows what mine needs doing to it!
2007-03-12 08:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so his must have been the same 10/10 ow no allseasons is on top of me again
2007-03-12 08:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooh myyyyyy gooooooood
you cant say things like that
that actually shocked me enough to put my hand to my mouth
hilarious though bloody hilarious!!!!!!!
2007-03-14 01:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a put down I loved it
2007-03-12 07:58:32 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha yes very funny , (whats for dinner? that add on bit did it for me, tee hee)
2007-03-12 07:53:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-03-14 09:02:57 · answer #7 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!
2007-03-12 09:22:24 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw that coming but still lol
2007-03-12 07:51:46 · answer #9 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved it
2007-03-12 09:57:05 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh!! LOL. LOL.
..................... and I"ll bet he didn't get any.........dinner, either! LOL.
Good one!
2007-03-12 12:20:46 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋