I can be a sheep in my next life?
Pray to the woolen Gods?
Let every sheep herder I can find have his way with me?
Put a bell on my collar?
Suggestions needed people!!!
2007-03-12 06:57:39 · 9 answers · asked by brazenone 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Maybe true Commander....but they sure do get the action!
2007-03-12 07:13:19 · update #1
there are 4 simple requirements to assure this,and they are:
1. you must be able to produce milk......
2. you must be able to walk around on all fours....
3. you must be able to wear a collar.....
4. you must give it up when your master wants some......
let me know if you need and practice with #'s 2-4...I can play the role of the master:):):)....
2007-03-12 07:55:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
According to some theories of reincarnation, you can go up or down from here depending on your morality. So if you want to be a sheep then start doing bad things, and you go down the animal ladder. Good luck!
2007-03-12 14:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to become a sheep herder, a sheep watcher, a sheep lover, a sheep adorer, a sheep wanna be, oh hell.
Just ask Buddha...he'll know.
2007-03-12 14:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by DoubleD 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's my list Brazen! Hope it helps.....
1. Answer every question with "Baaaah"!!
2. Follow little girls named "Bo" around to school
3. Come over, and jump across a couple fences when I have insomnia
4. You can carve out your "walls" and create condoms out of that. Instead of lamb skins they'll be brazenskins. At least with the revenue you can fund some research.
5. Sheer your fur (heheh) so we can use it for warmth.
2007-03-12 15:19:16 · answer #4 · answered by Bathroom Graffiti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to be a sheep in "your next" life...don't you know that sheep are considered on of the most stupidest animals in the world??
2007-03-12 14:07:02 · answer #5 · answered by Commander 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm not sure about that one. If you find out, I'd like to be a housecat in my next life... or a husband. That way I won't have to do a damn thing at all but sit around the house scratching my butt.
;)
2007-03-12 19:57:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dont be a sheep,be spiritual and let God guide you from within.Let him talk to your conscious and put you on the moral and loving path.help others and be selfless and compassionate and you cant go wrong
2007-03-12 14:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I LOVE strange wool, although, not sure if it would be considered that. Howdy maam.
2007-03-12 14:07:46 · answer #8 · answered by SEAHAWK 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
whatever your smoking i want some
2007-03-12 14:02:47 · answer #9 · answered by alvarezplayer83 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋